The #1 Marketing Software

For Independent Bars and Restaurants

Here's What We're Crazy-Good at.

We provide you with the most effective, kick-ass marketing automation software to help you attract hordes of strangers and turn them into devoted regulars.

We Focus on Two Main Areas

Online Reviews

With more than 93% of people going online to research businesses before they spend money, your online reputation is the FIRST thing you should be thinking about when it comes to marketing your business.

Text & Email Marketing

Text and email marketing provides the highest ROI of any marketing strategy in existence, and it can be automated so you can spend more time taking care of the throngs of people coming in to your restaurant.

Online reviews and text/email provide the highest ROI by a mile when it comes to marketing, which is why we focus almost exclusively on these two incredibly potent strategies.

Online Review Facts You Should Know

  • 93% of guests research a restaurant online before dining—more than any other business type

  • 90% of people hesitate to choose a restaurant if it has too many negative  customer reviews

  • 86% of people put as much weight on customer reviews as they do personal recommendations

  • 75% of all online reviews are left on Google.

  • 70% of people are happy to leave reviews if asked to by a business

  • The #1 factor for ranking your restaurant in Google search results comes from both the quantity and quality of reviews your business has

Text/Email Facts You Should Know

  • Text messages have a 98% open rate; 90% are opened within the first three minutes.

  • A remarkable 96% of subscribers remain in a text program after 90 days,

  • 87% of guests said they’d like to receive coupons or promotional texts and emails

  • 76% of consumers are subscribed to a business to receive text notifications.

  • Subscribers to text/email marketing frequent restaurants 47% more often than non-subscribers and spend 23% more

  • Text marketing produces a 1,000% ROI, while email marketing produces a 4,400% ROI, which means on average, you are getting $27 back for every $1 you spend

We Help You Rank at the Top of Google

When someone searches for "Restaurants near me", in order to rank at the top, Google wants to see: 1) high quality reviews, and 2) high quantity reviews. We help you get both. In spades.

We Put Your Profits on Auto-Pilot

By implementing our 6-step blueprint marketing plan, Restaurant Patrol automates your marketing, which helps you grow your reviews, grow your regulars and grow your profits. Here's how it works:

Step 1: The free giveaway

On your website and in person, promote your giveaway for a free appetizer, entree or dessert, etc.

Step 2: Collect contact info

To get their free (whatever), guests must entered their email and phone number, which means they are now in the system

Step 3: Reservations

Once the guest has entered their contact information, they are directed to make a reservation

Step 4: Request Reviews

Shortly after they have eaten their meal, they are automatically sent a request via text & email to write a review of your place

Step 5: Reviews Skyrocket

Since 65% of people are happy to provide a review when asked, the quality and quantity of your reviews explode

Step 6: Email/Text Series

And now we move your guests into a text and email nurture series so you can build a relationship with them and create an army of regulars

So Simple a Drunken Chimpanzee Could Do it

What's Next?

Our experts will hold your hand every step of the way and show you all the ins and outs of the system.

Get Your Free Restaurant Analysis

Send us your business details and Dave himself will send you back a personalized video with a full analysis of your restaurant and how you can improve it.

Watch a Video Demo

Sign-up to watch a demo video that will walk you through the entire process, show you how the software works, as well as how we automate the entire thing.

Onboarding and Set-Up

Once you sign-up, our team will personally walk you through the onboarding, the set-up and the training so you know exactly what you're doing.


Free Restaurant Analysis

Enter your information below and Dave (our beloved founder) will analyze your business online (including search rankings, reviews and a thorough overview of your website) and send you a personalized video describing exactly where we can help you right the ship and start putting butts in seats and real dollars into your bank account. This offer has a time limit because Dave probably has a tee time, so don't miss out. It's FREE.

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"My name's Dave, and I like to ethically bribe people by giving away free stuff."